|“||Hey dude check out this webcomic.||”|
–Sharpy the Yellow Kirby, Im Not Your Friend #18
FirstHelmetDrop1998, previously known as SharpyTheYellowKirby and later SharpyTheKirbyIsBack, is a cool kid who plays bass guitar and totally doesn't want to bang his own comic characters (not even the main character, Carol). He does however, masturbate furiously to grounded videos. He also has huge tits and a vajoiner. [Citation needed]
Sharpy commonly refers to himself as a memelord and such, obviously this is not true as King Dedede is the only true memelord. Sharpy was previously very whiny, to the point where he said his ban for rigging the votes in BFdAI was unfair. Now he's pretty chill and spends most of his days making a webcomic about teen girl stereotypes with 100% copypasted art. He is also racist. Nowadays all Sharpy does is talk about fucking the other Memebers, even tho Sharpy is too sexy for any of them.